Programming Computer Humor

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• Reflections on Trusting Trust - An ACM classic: UNIX coinventor Ken Thompson reports computer on how computer he hacked his own C compiler.
• Programming Languages are Like Women - Mildly sexist metaphorical languages lineup.
• Computer Programming Humor - Jokes, oneliners, and prank definitions.
• The Daily WTF - Offers daily posts of user-submitted examples of bad programming code and computer software design.
• Laugh Along with GNU - Designed to provide some laughs to the working hackers - programming large collection of GNU/programming humor.
• Quotes about Programmers - Quotations about programmers, software and programming languages.
• How to Shoot Yourself in the Foot - Showcases how to shoot yourself in the foot humor using several computer programming languages.
• The Tao Of Programming - Koan-style advice to apprentice programmers.
• The Commentator - A program for generating comments automatically, customizable by programming FUD factor, profanity, self-importance, verbosity, humor level, and programming bitterness.
• The Algorithm of an Average Taxpayer's Life - A structured biography in 483 pseudo-coded subroutines, as logical outcome of random events and processes during lifetime.
• Computer Stupidities - Collection of stupid chunks of C source code humor and reports humor of encounters with less-than-bright apprentice programmers.
• Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal - Classic Datamation article by Ed Post.
• Hacker's Wisdom - Collection of programming humor and computer folklore classics.
• Fifty Ways to Hose Your Code - A song kind of by Paul Simon.
• Programming is a Weird and Wacky World - Collection of jokes, satirical articles, and parodies on computer popular song lyrics.
• Softpanorama Humor Archive - Open-source related humor, dissing (among others) Linus Torvalds, computer RMS, ESR, vi, and Perl.
• Holger's Humor Page - Why is C++ programming like teenage sex? What\\'s the difference humor between a software developer and a drug dealer? When humor will operator overloading be added to Java? This page has humor the answers.
• Life of Programmer - Humorous observations and stories of dealing with computers and their users.
• Softwarequotes.com - Quotations from various programmers about programming. Includes a programming quotes search, newsletter, and index of quotes by programming person quoted.
• The Evolution of a Programmer - Programming style and how it evolves as programmers humor mature from programming junior high students to senior managers.
• The Retrocomputing Museum - Eric S. Raymond\\'s list of outdated, obscure, or deliberately unusable programming languages, compilers, and interpreters.
• Epigrams in Programming - List of 120 programming-related aphorisms.
• Jargon File - Programmer slang dictionary, containing more than 2000 not-quite-serious programming definitions and programming a number of programmer folklore anecdotes. programming Hosted by Eric S. programming Raymond.

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